Tired of it

I'm tired of random websites containing my name: Charlie Capen. I mean, don't I legally own Charlie Capen? Aren't I entitled to my own name?

Yeah, you're right. There are plenty of other 'Charlie's' and 'Capen's' out there, and even "Charlie Capen"-people out there.

Actually, now that I mention it, one is a veterinarian and biochemist. Here's a picture of him:


Kinda freaky, right? I mean, knowing someone with my exact intials: Charles C. Capen or Charlie C. Capen or Charlie Capen.

My god! What if he tried to steal my identity? Or even my wife? Maybe he's a clone from the future? He could try to commit identity theft... hmmm... I have to send him a letter to cease and desist using the name Charlie Capen, ever again.

Yeah, that's the ticket!

This guy is also Charlie Capen:


What the helll!@!*#$IOU#Y#$@&#^T%*!P{{{

Well, at least he's a gynecologist. I guess that makes it better, right?

References:
Charlie Capen #1

Charlie Capen #2