I love the Smell of Poopies in the morning...

Did cavemen have it like this?

You know those days when you wake up, stumble out of your room and it's like an Israeli minefield of poops everywhere? I do.

I have that aforementioned white pomeranian and she, through the peer pressure of another dog that we were dogsitting, figured out that if she simply poo's all over the house then Mom and Dad will pick it up.

Brat or untamed wild animal?

You decide.